SANTA BANTA SMS COLLECTIONS

Banta: Which of these restaurants serves the best meals?
Santa: Whichever one you go into, you will have wished you had gone to the other.

Marriage: An agreement in which a man loses his bachelors degree & a women gains her masters.

Man at medical store: I need poison.
Chemist: I can`t sell u.
Man shows his marriage certificate.
Chemist: Oh! sorry, I didn`t knew u had a prescription

Lady: Dr. plz call my husband inside.
Dr: Trust me, I`m a gentleman.
Lady: No Dr. ur nurse is sitting outside alone & my husband is not a gentelman.

Best way 2 propose a girl.
Take her 2 sea,
Say her 2 sit in a boat.
Then take d boat in d middle of sea.
Then say `Marry Me` or `Leave My Boat`.

Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me.
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born.

Teacher: Why are you late for school again?
Santa: Madam, I dreamed that I was playing football & the game went into extra time.

Teacher: Correct d sentence, `A bull & a cow is grazing in d field`.
Student: A cow & a bull is grazing in d field.
Teache: How?
Student: Ladies first.

Wife: I think our daughter is in love with someone.
Husband: How do you know?
Wife: Because she is not asking for pocket money.

Santa is going late to class.
He entered the class without permission, and said to Teacher: Hey Sweety! Carry on. Don`t Stop for me.